Rainwear Excuses

[Cherie]

What’s the biggest excuse or lie you had to make up about why you were caught in rainwear, and what were you wearing?

Not rainwear, but… My ex-wife came back unexpectedly and caught me naked in a clear plastic suit I bought myself that she knew nothing about. I told her I was going to lose weight and get fit using a sauna suit and found that underwear chaffed as I did my exercises, so decided to try without. I think the boner I had and lack of any fitness equipment gave the game away but she just looked at me like I was a twat and walked off.

Cherie x

[jane mackintosh]

My wife came home a day early from holiday & surprised me & a neighbour. We were on the bed, me on my hands & knees with him fucking me from fright behind. Both of us were wearing her lingerie & her pantys over our faces, while I was also wearing a red rubberised satin mack of hers. We got such a fright from her sudden entry that we both ejaculated in front of her. There were no excuses & she left me next day. His wife did the same a few weeks later. That was 40 years ago.

[GummiTarzan]

I was still living at home when it happened.
My parents were away sailing and would be gone for 3 weeks.
Out in the garden there were rainwear hanging to dry that I had both peed in and ejaculated in. I was lying in the bathtub with double layers of raincoats, bibpants and rubber boots. I seem to remember that I was wearing a life jacket too.
I hear the gate in the garden closing and a key being inserted into the front door that is closest to the bathroom I am in.
I do everything I can to undress as quickly as possible, but it is not that easy with wet rainwear and rubber boots.
I managed to get most of it off before anyone discovered where I was and what I was doing.
The explanation was that I was washing clothes that I had worn while sailing with friends. Said that I capsized in a lot of seaweed and everything needed to be washed.
However, I had no clothes on in the bathroom...

[Cherie]

My wife came home a day early from holiday & surprised me & a neighbour. We were on the bed, me on my hands & knees with him fucking me from fright behind. Both of us were wearing her lingerie & her pantys over our faces, while I was also wearing a red rubberised satin mack of hers. We got such a fright from her sudden entry that we both ejaculated in front of her. There were no excuses & she left me next day. His wife did the same a few weeks later. That was 40 years ago.

I love the “fright behind” Freudian slip (I assume it was accidental?)

Cherie x

[jane mackintosh]

Indeed Freudian & accidental.

[GlendaS]

Me and my school mate bunked off early from school back to my house and immediately got down to business with myself naked and wearing my mums mint green PVC semi transparent full length mac all buttoned up and my mate in his elder sisters black PVC MOD Mac all done up and wanking each other off
When my mother came home early unexpectedly from work and caught us
She never said a word, he left with his sisters Mac and I got dressed and afterwards she said if you are going to do that please do it in your own Mac, and mine better be clean and left it at that nothing was ever said again nor did we risk that again instead I bought a plastic Mac with my paper round money and we would both go to our tree house we made in the allotment and toss ourselves off in PVC

[Nylon macs]

Me and my school mate bunked off early from school back to my house and immediately got down to business with myself naked and wearing my mums mint green PVC semi transparent full length mac all buttoned up and my mate in his elder sisters black PVC MOD Mac all done up and wanking each other off
When my mother came home early unexpectedly from work and caught us
She never said a word, he left with his sisters Mac and I got dressed and afterwards she said if you are going to do that please do it in your own Mac, and mine better be clean and left it at that nothing was ever said again nor did we risk that again instead I bought a plastic Mac with my paper round money and we would both go to our tree house we made in the allotment and toss ourselves off in PVC

Oh gosh that's sounds so embarrassing aswell as