Well I found this dress at the back of the wardrobe and tried it on.
Unfortunately, when I bought it some years ago, I was a 12 - and it was tight then.
I'm a 14 now, and there was absolutely no way it was going to fit.
It's a shame as it's rather spectacular - I did wear it in public a few times, including one at a Murder Mystery evening, when I was give the part of a "retired porn star". I was a bit disappointed about the retired bit.
If anyone would like to make a modest offer... the stretch vinyl is slightly crazed in one place - otherwise it will go to Oxfam!
Maybe I need to buy something new.